I think I need to preface this post with a picture. Here's what I looked like back in the day. It might help you understand.
Okay so, growing up, I played a lot of sports. I think at some point or another I played almost every single sport. That being said, I am the farthest thing from athletic. Here's why.
t-ball. I played t-ball when I was super young. Let me start by saying I have terrible eye sight. Also, I'm not coordinated. At all. I think you can see where this is going. I probably hit the stand more than I hit the ball.
basketball. I played basketball and I was the only girl on my team... so that's cool. I also look like I want to kill someone. Oh, and I'm wearing a choker.
I even had this cool trading card that Handsome keeps in his wallet, so basically I was legit. (Excuse the terrible quality)
Funny story- once during a basketball game I was passed the ball. It was my chance to show off and be a star, you know? I heard everyone cheering on my name and I was so excited as I made the ball into the hoop. Turns out they weren't cheering; they were yelling my name because I was going the wrong way, and I shot the ball into the wrong basket. So there's that.
gymnastics. Every little girl wants to do gymnastics, right? All of my friends did it and I wanted to do it too. Except I hated the beam. Like I cried every time I had to get on it. I also couldn't do anything on the floor but a bridge. Oh and once I got stuck in the foam pit. But I did rock the leotard.
swim. I swam on a swim team in like 7th grade. I always got last place- or close to it. I swam with the age group above mine since all of my friends were older. That's not why I always got last- I just sucked. Anyway. One time the heats weren't even and I ended up having to swim alone. ALONE. It was so embarrassing. Everyone was cheering for me and shit but I was mortified. Oh and the best part? When I was done they didn't have first place ribbons. I GOT SECOND PLACE IN A RACE BY MYSELF. Like seriously who gets second place in a solo race? I do. That's who. I feel like that takes major skill, you know?
I also played tennis, softball, and volleyball. But I don't have any super stories about those. But anyway, I think I was destined to be a blogger because there is no physical activity required.
I now give you full permission to make fun of me :)