I kind of think its the funniest thing ever when you click on the search bar in the iPhone and your recent searches pop up. Maybe its not funny to anyone else, but seeing all of the completely random crap that I've Googled kills me every time. I figured I'd share the first few things that showed up, and maybe you'll see why.
indiana jones Honestly I can't remember why I was googling that, but I've never ever seen the movie.
do iguanas change colorsYeah. sooo I definitely thought iguanas change colors, and when my roommates told me that only chameleons do that, I was determined to prove them wrong. When I googled this, I saw the preview of the article that said "Iguanas change colors..." so I clicked it, ready to show them I'm not an idiot. I was so excited as I read "Iguanas change colors.....with sickness and old age." Oh. Cool..
diarrhea Well that's awkward. I was actually just looking this one up to see how its spelled. I was trying to send my roommate a text, telling her to tell her professor she has explosive diarrhea so she could leave class early and come to Chipotle with me.
Basically, its awesome because if anyone tried to look something up on my phone they'd think I had major diarrhea while watching Indiana Jones with my pet iguana/chameleon. Soo thats good.
PS lovely posts like this are born when its 2am and I'm really tired but can't fall asleep.